Comedy Writers — Comedy Writers for Hire

Welcome to comedy writing where you can hire comedy ghostwriters to write or edit your comedy screenplays, stand up comedy writing, books, presentations, songs, speeches (MC, best man speeches, etc.), Vlogs, YouTube videos, SEO web content, and more. Whether you’re in the comedy industry or simply want to add some comedy into one of your writing projects, we can help.

By the way, I’m John. I taught 8th grade writing in Brooklyn, NY for a couple years. Tough crowd.  Before theysucked the life out of me, I decided I needed to lighten up and do what I love — comedy! And I’ve been doing it ever since, providing comedy screenwriting and stand up comedy writing services.

Comedy Screenwriting
Comedy screenwriters are at the heart of humor. Whenever you see a funny movie, know that a screenwriter was tasked with writing a funny script. Adding jokes and funny one-liners is only part of successful comedy screenwriting, particularly for movies. Writing a truly funny movie also requires a thorough understanding of 3-act screenplay structure and creating characters.

Here is a sample of our comedy screenwriting:

Stand Up Comedy Writers
$30 Per minute of stage time / 150 words:

Stand up ain’t easy for most comics. Most successful comedians have had the humbling experience of dead silence or, worse yet, being heckled. But with these experiences, they regrouped and rewrote their comedy routines and practiced their delivery, timing, and body language expressions. Many if not most comics hire ghostwriters to write their standup.

Over the years, demand for our services has grown and we now have a team of excellent comedy writers from all walks of life. By collaborating, we have successfully created stand up acts for well known comedians who have appeared on Comedy Central, The Laugh Factory, and a slew of highly reputable comedy clubs.



Stand up Comedy Writing Sample:
Here is a sample of our stand-up comedy. It won’t of course be suitable for all comics; we customize our writing based on your personality and requirements. This one is NOT clean (children beware):

If you are giving an informational presentation and want to spice it up a bit to make it more interesting, entertaining, and humorous, we can help. We have worked with teachers, professors, business people, and salespeople to create dynamic, informative, and entertaining presentations for a wide range of audiences.

Vlogs, Online TV Shows, and YouTube Videos

The Internet has opened the door to comedians all over the world. Whether you want to create hidden camera pranks, a funny and informative news show, or lighten up an otherwise serious how to video, our comedy writers can help.

Here are two links for two short video scripts I wrote for Ryan Serhant of Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing. He is one of the few who actually gave me a writing credit, which I am very grateful for! My name (John Halas) appears at the end of the video (just don’t blink, jk). Had a blast working with Ryan:

Realty Byte: Ryan Serhant Gets Cozy With 1D Inside Their Bel Air Mansion

We offer a variety of comedy writing services. For stand up comedy, please complete the following form and for other writing services, see the contact page at the top of this page:

See the CONTACT PAGE to contact us today to learn how our writers can help write, rewrite, edit and market your story. After you have completed the contact form and I've had a chance to review the initial information, I'll email you a signed NDA and if you'd like, we can then schedule a time to discuss your project further. Below is the phone scheduler: